I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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