Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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