have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Randomize
