sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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