Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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