i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My pussy is not your playground.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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