If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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