Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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