some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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