I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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