Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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