i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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