Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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