Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
