what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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