Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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