I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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