zippers are such a cool invention
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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