I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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