Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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