so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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