Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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