i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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