nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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