Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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