sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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