just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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