Soap is not a condiment
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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