You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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