I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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