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(480): View more from Arizona

WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

(561): View more from Florida

But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(682): View more from Texas

There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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(517): View more from Michigan

All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

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(303): View more from Colorado

The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas

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(303): View more from Colorado

I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot

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