Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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