I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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