just tell him i said nine months
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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