He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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