I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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