It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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