Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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