There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
