Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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