And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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