I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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