The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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