Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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