just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she looked like the before picture.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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