Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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