Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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