Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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