I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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