Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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